The RobBlog: My Cat

My Cat

I hate my cat, I’ll tell you why

He always tries to make me cry

He ripped my hat, he bit my toe

He hit me with a garden hoe

He wrecked my car, he sold my house

He made me eat a putrid mouse.

But now I know I’ll teach that cat

I’ll teach him not to mess with that

Or this or that or other stuff

I’ll teach that little ball of fluff….

Um, now I better run and hide

Here comes a tank with my cat inside.